Edge of the Abyss

The Kings of War Global Campaign

Da Ugla Wall Massacra

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Orcs
DaSedaZa
VS Kingdoms of Men
Shootaboy
Da boyz ready for some bashing in front of da ugla wall !

'Get da boyz readda to crush da weak man defending da stupid wall' shouted the Krudger on his mount.
The sign of the war godzas wera okay assured his godspeaker. Da sky would turn red with human blood !

Turn 1

A hail of arrows flew through the sky While da boyz slowly moved forward ... but nothing worrying. The sound of thunder came over the battlefield when those foolish men used their cannon ... nothing happened but it could mean lots of dead boyz ... the general remembered. Hmmm ... a band of ogres .. and these men even found a giant to help them out ... thatz a bitta of a surprise. Also a unit of knights moved forward as well. Lots of different factors to take into account in my big green skulla ...
It was good to bring along those weirda 'Skulks' so we hava some shootta powa as well. Gonna need to hold back a little and wait what those pesky humans will do ...

Turn 2

A scream thunders over the battlefield when a rain of crossbow arrows come down on da greenskins giant ... "betta him then my boyza" the general thought. And he will be totally frenzy soon ... a good thinga.
Da boyz horde moves slowly forwards.
The foolish men general charges into a pack of mawbeasts and inflicts serious wound but da beasts remain steady ...
Lots of shooting and the canon hits and impacts further wounds ...
Da green gore riders charge into the human's giant inflicting several wounds but the monster remains steady ... doh it can now counter charge nexta turn ... that's not looking gooda !
The godspeaker wiz manages to heal some wounds of the giant ... da monster is getting ready to do some killa !

Turn 3

Oh noos ... Da foolish human general turna rounds and charges into our giant and inflicts 6 wounds ... luckily the giant remains steady ... The human's giant performs a change against our gore rida boys and manages to waver them ...
The combined shootta powa of the crossbow horde, cannon and halfling bowa's was too much and they destroyed the great axe regiment ...

Da 'skulkz' finally manage to have some arrows pointing in da air and in the right direction ... but nothing dramatic ...

Things were not looking too good for da green boyz ... The enemy hadn't moved that much so for now the victory could still be ours ... but would we have enough units left after a couple more of such power ass shooting ?

Turn 4

"Something musta be donna about this foolish giant" the general shoutta and he charged full speed into the monster ... slaying it down fiercely.
The knights charged into a mawbeast pack slaying it down immediately ... but the laid down lurking trap worked well ... The fleabag riders regiment held tight and now unleashed a flank charge right into the knights ... 28 whopping attacks ... 'Da godz are finally feasting with us' shouted the gobbo wiz ... The unit of knights was slaughtered ...

Da trollz regenerate their wounds and move steady forwards ...

Da horde boyz take the hit from the foolish ogre unit ... and return the attack ... lots of wounds but those foolish ogres remained in place ... foolish ...

"Thiz perky canon needs to go" the general thought and he advanced his gore mount full speed ahead towards the canon .. making sure he remained out of its fire arc ...

Turn 5

Da general attacked the canon and inflicted a huge amount of wounds ... too much to take for any normal crew but what insane men's were this ? A double 1 on the nerve test ! Those idiots remained in place ...
Da horde boyz finally killed the ogres and advanced towards the large crossbow unit ... vengeance would be ours ! Some foolish pikemen unit attacked but those will not pose a big problem ...
The skulks boys got too much arrows back and ran away ...

Our giant moved into the halfling unit and instantly destroyed it ... the monster was getting ready to take the large crossbow unit in the next turn ... but the foolish human general left the gobbo units alone and charged our giant in the back and finally slayed it down ... the gobba units thanked the godz and moved into the other side area for those important victory points.

Turn 6

Da boyz destroyed the pikemen unit and saw the white pale faces of the feared crossbow unit ... but what happa ? Those cowards moved forwards on the double trying to escape their fate ? Da boyz turn around and see the crossbow men running ...
Oh their were obviously following their general which did the same thing and foolishly moved forward into an attempt to reach the greenskin area ... followed by the female wizard.

Besides the wizards , all our remaining units move into human territory .... assuring some well deserved victory points ...

Turn 7

The godz musta favored the human scum and another turn would be played ...

Da boyz smell the fear of the crossbow men and cannot held back ... they charge the crossbow men in the back ... 75 attacks ... 21 wounds ... the unit is destroyed ... and our boyz our still on the human's territory !

Da coward human general runs even harder and moves into greenish territory ... but what a fool ? Did he not see the godspeaker standing almost near him ? Da godspeaker calls upon the godz and throws a fireball towards the general ... 7 wounds ! Da gobbo wizard cheers and throws a lightning bolt at the general ... causing an additional wound ... This is simply to much to take and the general is destroyed ...

"Da general looks at the battlefield and drinks the warm blood out of a human skull ... a complete massacre ... "that's how we greenskins lika it !"
Then the looks at the big wall ... "and all this for some stupida, unfinshed wall ?" ... "Those human's are weird ..."
And it is "ugla !"

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